In Love With His Umbrella

"In Love With His Umbrella"*

*Mr. Smith sat moodily over his drink, and his friend
said, "You look pretty down in the mouth, Smith.
What's the matter?"

Mr. Smith said, "My psychiatrist says I'm in love
with my umbrella and that that's the source of my troubles."

"In love with your umbrella!?"

"Yes. Isn't that ridiculous? Oh, I like and respect
my umbrella and enjoy its company, but love?"

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"Become A Rebel At The Barber Shop"*

*A man entered a barber shop and said, "I am tired
of looking like everyone else! I want a change!
Part my hair from ear to ear!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes!" said the man.

The barber did as he was told and a satisfied customer left the shop.

Three hours passed and the man reentered the
shop. "Put it back the way it was," he said.

"What's the matter?" asked the barber. "Are you
tired of being a nonconformist already?"

"No," he replied, "I'm tired of people whispering in my nose!"
Received on Thu Jun 11 02:50:21 2009