Blonde Patient

"Blonde Patient"*

*A doctor told Mrs. Stone to give her husband
one pill a day and one drink of whiskey to improve his stamina.

A month later, when Mrs. Stone came in for another
visit, the doctor asked, "How are we doing with the
pill and the whiskey?"

Mrs. Stone answered, "Well, he's a little behind with
the pills, but he's about six months ahead with the whiskey."

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"Blonde Pedestrian"*

*A young man was walking past a blind woman
using a cane on a street corner downtown, when
she said, "Excuse me, but if it's not too much
trouble, can you see me across the street?"

Our good Samaritan replied, "Just a minute."

He walked across the street, looked back and
yelled, "Yes, I can see you fine!"
Received on Wed Jun 10 07:08:34 2009