Vacation Days

"The Boss"*

*A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the
other day that he wasn't getting any respect.

Later that morning he went to a local sign shop
and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss."
He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he
found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said,

"Your wife called. She wants her sign back!"

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"Vacation Days"*

*Employee: Boss can I have the day off tomorrow?

Boss: So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for:
There are 365 days per year available for work.

There are 52 weeks per year in which you already
have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work,
you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break
which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.

With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another
46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave.

This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.

We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available
working time is down to 15 days.

We generously give 14 days vacation per year
which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll
be darned if you are going to take that day off!
Received on Mon Jun 8 06:07:37 2009