Polar Bear In A Bar

"Polar Bear In A Bar"*

*A Polar bear walks into a bar and says to
the bartender, "I'll have a gin
............................... and tonic."

The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?"

The bear says, "I dunno, I've always had them."

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"Tin Man In The Airport"*

*I'll bet the Tin Man from "The Wizard of Oz" has
a real hard time getting through airport security.
He'd constantly be setting off all of the metal
detectors when he'd walk through them.

You just know, security would be holding up the
line by making him go back through again and again...

"Hmm? Not sure why it keeps going off ...
maybe it's my belt buckle."

After 20 minutes or so, he'd fill dozens of those
little trays with loose change, car keys, an oil can,
an ax, his little funnel hat, ankle bracelet, a souvenir
"I visited Oz and got a heart!" refrigerator magnet,
and even a collectible Flying Monkey metal lunchbox ....
and yet, security would still be waving that wand
under his outstretched arms and between his legs
trying to figure out why he's beeping.

Eventually, the only thing they can do is to have him
disassembled and then just sent through on that
x-ray conveyor belt one piece at a time...

Hey, it sure beats a body cavity search.
Received on Wed Jun 3 16:32:12 2009