Coughing Is Not A Sickness

"Sympathy For The Neville"*

*An elderly man named Neville was shuffling
along, bent over at the waist, as his wife
helped him into the doctor's waiting room.

A woman in the office viewed the scene in sympathy.

"Arthritis with complications?" she asked.

The wife shook her head, "No.... Do-it-yourself,"
she explained, "with concrete blocks."

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"Coughing Is Not A Sickness"*

*Two women went to the movies, and one of them
started to cough. Her friend leaned away from her.
The more she coughed, the farther her friend tried
to move away.

Finally, the cougher turned around to her friend
and said, "Look, you don't have to move away like
that. This is not a sickness."

Her friend replied, "Well, it isn't a wellness."
Received on Sun Jul 5 07:26:26 2009