College Time

"College Time"*

*On the first day of college, the Dean addressed
the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
all male students, and the male dormitory to the
female students. Anybody caught breaking this
rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued:

"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time
will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will
incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:

"How much for a season pass?"
Received on Fri Jul 3 06:54:52 2009