Wanting a Daughter

"Wanting a Daughter"*

*A woman, her husband, and their three rambunctious
young sons were in their car waiting at a traffic. The
woman glanced over at the car next them, noticing a
blissfully happy mother with her baby daughter.

Looking at her husband she said, "As soon as I lose my
weight from the last baby, I want to try for a daughter."

The husband reached up to the dash, grabbed an open
box of snacks, and said, "Here, have another cookie."

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"Dating Daughters"*

*Doug asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter
of yours, Bill. What are you going to do when she starts to date?"

Bill says, "I figure I'll take the first young man aside,
put my arm around his shoulder, and pull him close to me
so that only he can hear. Then I'll say, "Do you see that
sweet, little young lady? She's my only daughter, and I
love her very much. If you were thinking about touching,
kissing, or being physically affectionate to her in any
way, just remember...I don't mind going back to prison."
Received on Wed Jan 28 08:18:36 2009