Future TV Shows

"Future TV Shows"*

*Shows that may be appearing on TV soon, as a result of the
electronic and computer age:

Modem, She Wrote: Each week, our intrepid detective tries
to solve the ultimate mystery: why her modem won't ever
connect at 56k.

Micro-CHiPs: Ponch and Jon now patrol the Information
Superhighway.

Carly's Angels: Chief exec Carly Fiorina instructs her team
of three vixen market analysts on how to prop up HP's
sagging stock price.

Hawaii 6.0: An upgraded version of the classic series.
Steve McGarrett goes surfing for bad guys online.

T. J. Hacker: A retired cop, with an uncanny resemblance
to James T. Kirk, takes up computer hacking to track down
the miscreants who canceled his TV show.

The Excel Files: Inexplicable things are happening to the
data in Microsoft Excel spreadsheets. Can this puzzle be
solved? The truth is out there.

The AOL-Team: Each week, AOL, Time Warner, Netscape,
and Mr. TT unite to promote corporate mergers and make
the world safe for capitalism.

Magnum, PC: This series about a crime-solving personal
computer that goes by the code name Deep Blue is based
in beautiful Hawaii.

Buffy the Virus Slayer: Buffy and her fearless gang of
antivirus definitions stalk and kill VBS files-- no small
feat while wearing a halter top and high-heeled boots.
Received on Wed Jan 14 07:43:47 2009