Wedding Telegrams II

"Wedding Telegrams II"*

*All the best from Mr and Mrs Farkin and all the Farkin kids.

She offered her honor, He honored her offer,
and all night he was on her and off her.

Don't Spring on the Inner-Spring this Spring or
there will be an Off-Spring next Spring.

Hope your honeymoon is like a train ride through
the Khyber Pass, One long hard route.

Please remember that Brandy makes you Randy,
Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff
Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

Travel Agency to Bride:
The grooms face leaves at midnight. Be on it.

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation
and may I express an appreciation of your
determination to end the desperation and frustration
which has caused you so much consternation in giving
you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an
accumulation to the population.

Football coach to bride:
If you've tried him in 18 positions and he's still no good, pull him off.

Treat the Bride like a new car, go easy for the first 500.
Received on Mon Jan 5 02:08:13 2009