Prescribed by the Great Physician {Insp}

From: unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Mon Jan 05 2009 - 00:26:41 EST

"Prescribed by the Great Physician"*
*
The next time you feel like G~D can't use you, just remember...

Noah was a drunk,

Abraham was too old,

Isaac was a daydreamer,

Jacob was a liar,

Leah was ugly,

Joseph was abused,

Moses had a stuttering problem,

Gideon was afraid,

Samson had long hair and was a womanizer,

Jeremiah and Timothy were too young,

David had an affair and was a murderer,

Elijah was suicidal,

Isaiah preached naked,

Jonah ran from G~d,

Naomi was a widow,

Job went bankrupt,

Peter denied Christ,

The Disciples fell asleep while praying,

Martha worried about everything,

The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once,

Zaccheus was too small,

Paul was too religious,

Timothy had an ulcer... AND

Lazarus was dead!
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