Warning!

"Confusion"*

*A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was
concerned that his students might be a little
confused about Jesus Christ because of the
Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He
wanted to make sure they understood that the
birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He
grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Johnny raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart,"
and Robert, waving his hand furiously, blurted out,
"I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher,
and waited for a response. The teacher was completely
at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered
his wits and asked Robert how he knew this. and Robert said,

"Well.....every morning my father gets up, bangs on the
bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"

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"Warning"*

*Don't go to the bathroom on December 28th!

CIA intelligence reports that a major attack plot
is planned for that day.

Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be
bitten on the butt by an alligator.

Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators
are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's
toilet bowls and bite them on the ass when they are
doing their business.

I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this
information from a reliable source.......

It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is
dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose
wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs
from and this guy knows a shoeshine guy who shines
the shoes of a mail room worker who has a friend
who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mail room
worker who works in the CIA building.

He apparently overheard two guys talking in the
bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion
that we're going to be attacked.

So it must be true!!

Pass this on to all on your mail list and you'll be
thanked by them for saving their butts!!
Received on Sat Jan 3 16:31:12 2009