Treatment Plan

"Treatment Plan"*

*A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when
suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's business
end. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband
is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on
her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car.
Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor.

The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp
is too far in to remove with forceps so he says to the
husband that he will have to try to entice it out by
putting honey on his pecker and withdrawing as
soon as he feels the wasp.

Therefore, the honey is smeared, but because of his
wife's screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor
and the general panic, he just cannot rise to the occasion.

Therefore, the doctor says he will perform the deed
if the husband and wife do not object. Naturally, both
agree for fear the wasp will do any damage, so the
doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and
instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to
plug the wife. Only he does not stop and withdraw
but continues with vigor.

The husband shouts, "What the hell is happening?"

To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan. I am
going to drown the ba-stard!"
Received on Sat Feb 21 09:38:20 2009