Smart Girl

"Smart Girl"

In a train compartment, there are three men and a
ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in
conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.

Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will
give me $1.00, I will show you my legs." The men,
charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet.

And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her
legs. Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will
give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs," and men
being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar
bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.

Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited,
have all taken off their coats.

Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100,
I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."

All three fork over the money. The girl then turns to
the window and points outside at a building they're
passing. "See there in the distance. That's the
hospital where I had it done!"
Received on Fri Feb 13 08:27:02 2009