Dummies

"Dummies"*

*When Jill decided to improve her computer skills,
she threw herself into it with enthusiasm. Every
week she'd check out five or six instructional books from the library.

After about a month the librarian commented, "Wow!
You must really be getting knowledgeable by now."

"Thanks," Jill said. "How can you tell?"

The librarian explained, "Only two of the books
you're checking out this week have 'For Dummies' in their titles."

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"Redneck"*

*Bubba from the lower valley decided he wanted
to get married, and brought up the subject with
his Ma and Pa over grits and gravy the other night.

"Bubba," Ma said, "you can't get married yet.
Why, you're the baby of the family."

"But Ma," Bubba protested, "I had my 38th
birthday jest last week."

"We know that, Bubba," Pa chimed in. "But your
Ma and me think you should put off getting married
until after you graduate from high school."
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