About My Horse

"About My Horse"*

*"I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told
his psychiatrist.

"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled.
"Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact,
my wife and I have a dog that we are very attached to."

"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel
ummm,... *physically* attracted to my horse!"

"Hmmm," the doctor asked, "Is it male or female?"

"Female, of course!" the man replied.
"What do you think I am,... GAY???"
Received on Fri Feb 6 12:19:01 2009