Christmas Holiday bonus

"Christmas Holiday Bonus"*

*On a snowy day in mid-December, a mailman was
out on his regular route. When he arrived at one
particular house, a very attractive woman opened
the door and greeted him. "My, you look cold out
there. How would you like to come in for a nice,
hot cup of coffee?"

"I'd love to..." he said, and so he went inside.

After having coffee and talking for awhile, the
woman stood up and began walking toward the
bedroom. As she walked, she looked back and
motioned for him to follow. Being the gentleman
he was, he was not about to insult his host by
turning down such an offer. He followed her into
 the bedroom and.........

As he was about to leave and continue his rounds,
the woman stopped him and handed him a crisp
one-dollar bill. With a puzzled look on his face, he
stared down at the bill and asked, "What's this for?"

"Well", she said, "This morning my husband and I
were discussing Christmas and what kinds of gifts
we should give to our friends and neighbors.
When I asked him what I should give the mailman,
he laughed and said, 'Screw him! Give him a dollar!'"
Received on Thu Dec 31 12:23:34 2009