Holiday Hold Up

"Holiday Hold Up"*

*Mrs. Bandlow says to her husband.....

"I had the strangest dream last night. It was
Christmas, and our tree was decorated with
all kinds of penises. White ones, black ones,
circumcised and uncircumcised, big and small.
And on the top of the tree was the *perfect* penis."

Mr. Bandlow says, "I bet that one was mine."

She says, "Sorry, honey, it wasn't."

He says, "You know, it's weird, but I had almost
the same dream. A Christmas tree decorated
with pussies...shaven and unshaven, thin and
thick lips, scented and unscented... and the
one on the top was the *perfect* pussy."

She says, "I suppose that one on the top was mine?"

He says, "Nope. Yours was holding up the tree!"
Received on Thu Dec 31 12:15:49 2009