Cricket Trauma

*"Cricket Trauma"

*Fred was at home with the missus when he heard
a knock at the front door. He opened it to see his
friend Steve there clutching his hands between his legs.

"What's wrong?" Fred said. "I've been hit by a
bloody cricket ball!" said his friend.

Just then Fred's wife, Karen came to the door and
said, "Quick come in here and I'll look after you."

When Fred looked in the kitchen he saw his friend
sitting on a dining chair, his wife had a bowl of rose
water and petals and was bathing his friend's p/nis
with cotton wool and water.

"Christ!", thought Fred, "How do you feel?" he said.
His friend turned and said, "Fred, I think what your
wife has done has helped a lot!" then holding his
finger in the air he said, "But I still think I will lose the nail!"
Received on Thu Dec 17 07:15:12 2009