Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love

"The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love"*

*12. Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!

11. Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must.

10. Feel the force!

9. Foreplay, cuddling. A Jedi craves not these things.

8. Down here I am. Find a ladder I must!

7. Do me or do me not, there is no try.

6. Early must I rise. Leave now you must!

5. You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz’s hand up my
butt.

4. Happens to every guy sometimes this does.

3. When 900 years old you get, Vigra you need too, hmmmm?

2. Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!

1. Who’s your Jedi Master? Who’s your Jedi Master?
Received on Tue Apr 21 09:17:36 2009