Sorrow

"Sorrow"*

*The distressed-looking man had downed several
drinks in rapid succession before the bartender
asked him, "You trying to drown your sorrows, buddy?"

"You could say that," the guy replied.

"It usually does not work, you know."

"No crap," the man moaned. "I cannot even get
my wife anywhere near the water!"

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"Could Be Worse"*

*Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet to the office. Why?"

Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how
 impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Wife: "See how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Hubby: "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
'what other problem can be greater than this one?'
Received on Fri Apr 17 07:11:21 2009