Walking Economy

"Walking Economy"*

*A guy is walking down the street with his
friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy."
 
His friend replies, "How's that?"
 
"It's like this -- my hair line is in recession,
my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the
combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression."

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"Burglar's Confidence"*

*A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes,
decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door
he was very pleased to find a note reading: "Please
don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob."

He did so.

Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire
premises were floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.

As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was
heard moaning: "My confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken."
Received on Thu Apr 16 06:44:45 2009