Some Wacky Definitions

"Some Wacky Definitions"*

*Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are
run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish
expressions.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly
answer the door in your nightie.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist
immediately before he examines you.

Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up
on the roof and gets stuck there.
Received on Wed Apr 15 06:37:40 2009