Falling in Stages

"Falling in Stages"*

*A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of
her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust
of wind blew her over the railing.

"Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell.
"What a way to die."

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his
railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at
him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you s*ck?"

"No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her.

As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached
out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.

"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop
herself. He dropped her, too.

The poor woman prayed to G~d for one more chance.
As luck would have it, she was caught a third time,
by a man on the eighth floor.

"I s*ck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.

"Slut!" he said, and he dropped her.
Received on Tue Apr 14 06:54:31 2009