Waiter's Ghost

"Waiter's Ghost"*

*Six months after the waiter died, his widow
went to see a medium, who promised she
would contact the dead man.

During the seance, the widow was sure she
saw her husband standing in the corner,
dressed in his waiter's outfit.

"Arnold!" she cried. "Come closer and speak to me!"

A hoarse voice from the corner wailed, "I can't. It's not my table."

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"Counter Person"*

*"Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.

As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started
arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They
argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the
blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please
settle an argument for us? Would you please
pronounce where we are...very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing.
Received on Tue Apr 14 06:50:36 2009