The Truth About Married Life

"The Truth About Married Life"*
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Three women friends, one in a casual relationship,
one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife,
met for drinks after work . The conversation eventually
drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives.

After much discussion, they decided to surprise their
men by engaging in some S&M role playing.

The following week they met up again to compare
notes. Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and
said, 'Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to
my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all
the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I
had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and
stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad
passionate love on his desk right then and there!'

The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty
much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday,
he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather
bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so
turned on that we not only made love all night, he
wants to move up our wedding date!

The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I
did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids
to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil
bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into
a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black
stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a
black mask, ready for action.

When my husband got home from work, he grabbed
a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled,

'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner???'
Received on Wed Sep 24 06:34:44 2008