Two Bikers

"Two Bikers"*
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Two Bikers were riding down a country road on a Harley.
 
The driver's leather jacket wouldn't stay closed
because the zipper had been broken, so he pulled over.
 
"Just put your jacket on backward," suggested his buddy.
 
Then they zoomed off down the road, until they
hit a curve at high speed and crashed.
 
A farmer found them and called the police.
 
"Is either of them showing any sign of life?"
asked the officer.
 
"Well the first one was," replied the farmer,
"until I turned his head around the right way."

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"Driving Accident"*
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A bloke is driving around in the Australian bush
and because it's Australia his truck has got a 'roo
bar' on the front that protects it if he hits a kangaroo.
 
Suddenly he hits something, so he gets out and
sees that there's a pig wedged between his 'roo
bar' and his truck.
 
He tries to get it out but it's stuck tight, so he gets
on his CB radio and asks for advice. "Breaker
breaker. I've got a pig stuck behind my 'roo bar.
How can I get it out?"
 
A reply comes back. "Just slice open the pig and
let the guts spill out. The pig will fall out."
 
So the guy does this and as predicted the pig falls
straight out. "OK, I've cut open the pig and it's out,
but now I've got another problem."
 
"What is it now?" says the bloke on the radio.
 
"What do I do with his motorcycle and helmet?"
Received on Thu Sep 11 06:37:30 2008