What A Relief

"What A Relief"*

*A moron tripped on the stairs and broke his leg.

The doctor put a cast on it and warned that he
wasn't to use the stairs until the cast came off.

Four months later he removed the cast and
pronounced him well on the way to recovery.

"Oh good," he responded. "Is it all right for me
to walk the stairs now?"

"Yes," said the doctor, "if you will promise to be careful."

"I can't tell you what a relief it will be," he sighed.
"It was such a nuisance crawling outside and
shinnying up and down that drainpipe all the time!"

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"The Great Outdoors"*

*The Alaska Department of Fish and Game, recently issued this bulletin:

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear
conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is
advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra
precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field.

"We advise outdoorsmen to wear noisy little bells on
their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't
expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry
pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.

It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.

Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between
black bear and grizzly bear manure:

Black bear manure is smaller and contains lots of
berries and squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear manure has little bells in it and smells like pepper."
Received on Wed Sep 10 06:59:40 2008