First Day of School

"First Day of School"*

*A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her
Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she
started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly
there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.

She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?"

"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."

"Get out of my classroom," she yells,
"I don't want to see you for three days."

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she
had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to
the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an
even louder giggle from another male student. She
quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"

"Well miss, I just saw both of your garters."

Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time
the punishment is more severe,
"I don't want to see you for three weeks."

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when
she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it
up. This time there is a burst of laughter from
another male student. She quickly turns to see Little
Johnny leaving the classroom.

"Where do you think you are going?" she asks.

"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over."
Received on Mon Sep 1 08:15:38 2008