IQ Tester

"IQ Tester"*

*Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces
himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is
your IQ?" to which the man answers "241." "That is
wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand
Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe.
We will have much to discuss!"

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks,
"What is your IQ?" to which the lady answers, "144."
"That is great!" says Albert. "We can discuss politics
and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is
your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Albert
ponders this for a moment, and then says, "GO REDSKINS!"

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"Football Fans"*

*A Green Bay Packer fan in a bar leans over to the guy
next to him and says, "Wanna hear a joke about
Minnesota Viking fans?"

The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that
joke you Should know something. I'm 6' tall and 220
pounds and I'm a Viking fan. The guy sitting next to me
is 6'2" tall, 240 pounds and he's a Viking fan, and the
guy sitting next to him is 6'5", 280 pounds and he's a
Viking fan too. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The Packer fan says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
Received on Sun Oct 26 19:39:21 2008