Ooops

"Ooops"*

*One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the
neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches
one of the homes he noticed that both cars were
still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by
Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of
empty beer and liquor bottles.

'Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a
party last night,' the UPS man comments.

Bob, in obvious pain, replies, 'Actually we had it
Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like
moving since *4:00 am* Sunday morning. We had
about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood
over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell,
we all got so drunk around midnight that we started
playing WHO AM I.'

The UPS man thinks a moment and says, 'How do you
play WHO AM I?'

Bob says, 'Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and
we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us,
with only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the
sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.'

The UPS man laughs and says, 'Damn, I'm sorry I missed that.'

'Probably a good thing you did,' Bob responds. 'Your
name came up seven times.'
Received on Tue Oct 7 18:10:04 2008