Choices

"Choices"*

*A woman dies and goes to heaven. She is horrified
to see another woman screaming in pain as St.
Peter drills holes into her shoulders to fasten the wings.

Then she hears a man screaming and sees them
drilling holes in his head to fasten the halo.

"Screw You!" she tells St. Peter.
"I'll go to the other place."

"You don't want to go there," he replies.
"They'll rape and sodomize you down there."

"I don't care" she answers. "At least I already
have the holes for that!"
Received on Fri Oct 3 05:54:39 2008