Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Kids!

"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Kids!"*

*A rabbit one day managed to break free from the
laboratory where he had been born and brought
up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the
compound, he felt grass under his little feet and
saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.

"Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long
before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing
under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other
bunny rabbits, all free, having fun and nibbling
at the lush grass.

Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory
and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"

"Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped
over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted
so good, unlike his tasteless food he grew up with.
"What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked.

"Well," one of them said. "You see that field there?
It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat
them." This he couldn't resist and he spent the next
hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were
wonderful. Later, he asked them again,
"What else do you do?"

"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it.
We eat them as well." The lettuce tasted just as good
and he returned a while later completely full. "Is there
anything else you guys do?" he asked.

One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and
spoke softly. "There's one other thing you must try.
You see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the
far corner of the field. "They're girls.
We shag them. Go and try it."

Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning screwing
his little heart out until, completely knackered, he
staggered back over to the guys.
"That was fantastic," he panted.

"So are you going to live with us then?" one of them
asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't."

The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why?
We thought you liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the
laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette."
Received on Thu Oct 2 07:21:40 2008