Getting Knowledge

"Getting Knowledge"*

*A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family
when her daughter walks in.

"Mother, where do babies come from?"

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well
dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One
night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex."

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues,
"That means the daddy puts his pe-nis in the mommy's
vag-ina. That's how you get a baby, honey." The child
seems to comprehend.

"Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your
room you had daddy's pe-nis in your mouth. What do you
get when you do that?"

"Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."
Received on Thu Nov 27 07:59:30 2008