Ding! Ding!

"Ding! Ding!"*

*A firefighter was telling his new wife the rules of the
house and what he expected.

He told her that if he said "ding", she was to meet him
upstairs and they would make love.

If he said "ding, ding", she was to run upstairs and
they would make love.

And if he said "ding, ding, ding", she was to drop
whatever she was doing, run upstairs, and they would
make love all night long.

One day, she was ironing his uniform, when she heard
"ding, ding, ding" from upstairs, so she stopped
ironing, ran up the stairs, ripped off her clothes, and
started to make love to her husband.

Halfway through, she stopped him, and said "ding, ding,
ding, ding!"

With a puzzled look on his face, he asked "what does that mean???"

"I NEED MORE HOSE!!!!"
Received on Tue Nov 25 07:52:21 2008