Not Another Blonde Joke

"Not Another Blonde Joke"*

*There was this blonde who just got sick and tired of
all the blonde jokes. So one evening she went home
and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy started
telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a
shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these
blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went
home last night and did something probably none of you
could do ... I memorized all the state capitals."

One of the guys, of course, said "I don't believe you.
What is the capital of Nevada?"

"N", she answered.

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"Blondes and the Telephone Pole"*

*A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to
recruit workers. The next day, two groups of workers
show up - a crew of five men and a crew of five blonde women.

The company can not decide who to give the job to, so
they give the two groups a test. The company boss says,
"Each crew will receive a telephone pole that must be
installed into the ground. Whoever is able to hammer it
in first will get the job."

Both groups agree that this is a fair test, so off they
go in the Company trucks with the long telephone poles
sticking out the back. A few hours pass, and finally,
at 5:00, the male crew returns. "Yes!" they shout. "We
came back first, so we get the job!!"

"Good work, men," says the boss, "However, we must wait
until the other crew comes back to make sure that the
reason they're delayed is not because of traffic or the truck breaking
down."

"Fine, no problem," say the men. An hour passes, two
hours pass, three hours. Finally, at 8:30, the Blonde
crew arrives. All the group is flushed and breathing
hard, as if they had just gone through harsh labor.

"What happened to you? What took so long?" asks the boss incredulously.

"What do you mean, 'what took so long'?? Do we get the job?"

"YOU get the job? No way! The men were back here HOURS ago!"

"Well, of course they were," say the blondes. "They only put the pole in
halfway!!"
Received on Mon Nov 24 09:05:14 2008