A Girl's Night Out

"A Girl's Night Out"*

*A ticked-off wife was complaining about her husband
spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along.

"What'll ya have?" he asked.

"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied.

So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's
and threw his down in one go. His wife watched
him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.

"Yuck, it's nasty poison!" she spluttered. "I don't
know how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you
think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

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"Golf and a Heart Attack"*

*The husband and wife were playing on the ninth green
when she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please dear,
I need help." she said.

The husband ran off saying, "I'll go get some help." A
little while later he returned, picked up his club and
began to line up his shot on the green.

His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said,
"I'm may be dying and you're putting?"

"Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole
who said he come and help."

"The second hole?? When in the hell is he coming???"

"Hey! I told you not to worry." he said, practice
stroking his putt. "Everyone's already agreed to let him play through."
Received on Sun Nov 23 01:14:19 2008