Second Opinion

"Second Opinion"*

*The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument
at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man
angrily yelled to his wife, "You aren't that good in bed either!"

By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and
phoned home. After many rings, his wife, clearly out of
breath, answered the phone. "What took you so long to
answer and why are you panting?"

"I was in bed."

"What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?"

"Getting a second opinion."
Received on Thu Nov 20 22:10:13 2008