Lawyers on the Moon

"Lawyers on the Moon"*

*What do you call a lawyer stuck on the moon?
A problem.

What do you call a hundred lawyers stuck on the moon?
A problem.

What do you call all the lawyers in the world stuck on the moon?
Problem solved!

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"Lawyers on the Bus"*

*A bus load of Lawyers is traveling down a deserted
road. Suddenly it swerves into a field and hits a tree,
and catches fire.

The owner of the field, a farmer, run up, surveys the
scene, and buries all the lawyers.

A week later, two policemen are traveling down that
same road and notice the wreckage. They run up to
the house and ask what happened.

"A busload of lawyers crashed into the tree and the
bus caught fire." replied the farmer.

"but what happened to all the lawyers?!' asked the policeman.

"I buried them." The farmer said.

"They were all dead?" cried the officer.

"Some of them said they weren't," replied the farmer,
"but you know that lawyers are very good at lying."
Received on Wed Nov 19 05:34:32 2008