Golfing with Mother Nature

"Golfing with Mother Nature"

Two guys were out playing golf. They tee off and one
drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left.
The first guy finds his ball in a patch of buttercups.
He grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball.
He hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process he
hacks the hell out of the buttercups.

Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks
his path to his ball and looks at him and says, "I'm Mother
Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my
buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the
taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will
become physically ill to the point of total nausea."
The woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.

Shaken, the guy calls out to his buddy. "Hey, where's your ball?"

"It's over here in the pussy willows."

The first guy screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!
DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"
Received on Fri Nov 14 08:28:17 2008