Three Husbands

"Three Husbands"*

*A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love,
and decide to get married.

On their wedding night they settle into the bridal
suite at their hotel and the bride says to her new
groom, "Please promise to be gentle,... I am still a virgin."

The startled groom asks, "How can that be?
You've been married 3 times before."

The bride responds...

"Well you see it was this way: My first husband
was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it."

"My second husband was a gynecologist and all
he ever wanted to do was look at it."

"And my third husband was a stamp collector and
all he ever wanted to do was............. Ah, I miss him!"

"But you're a lawyer, so now I *know* I'm gonna get screwed!"
Received on Mon Nov 10 12:02:02 2008