Score!

"Score!"*

*A father said, "Son, the object of dating is to
SCORE! And to do that, you have to give the
woman something. So when you pick up your
date later, make sure you have some flowers
or chocolates to give her. Girls go crazy over
that stuff. The more you give, the more you get!"

So, he showed up with flowers AND chocolates.

She was very flattered and pleased, and she
rewarded him with a long, passionate kiss.
She pressed her chest against him and rubbed
her fingers through his hair,.... hoping to give
him the best kiss that he had ever received.

After the kiss, he turned and bolted for the door.

"Oh! I'm sorry," she said. "I didn't mean to scare you away."

"You didn't!" he replied. "I'm going out to get you some jewelry!"
Received on Wed Nov 5 07:38:57 2008