Over Qualified

"Over Qualified"*

*A young man hired by a supermarket reported for
his first day of work. The manager greeted him
with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him
a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I am a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I am sorry. I did not know that," said the
manager. "Here, give me the broom and I will show you how to use it!"

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"Genie Wishes For Three"*

*Three men: a project manager, a software developer,
and a database engineer are in Miami beach for a
two-week period helping out on a project. About
midweek they decide to walk up and down the
beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the
beach, they stumbled upon a lamp.
 
As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says,
"Normally I would grant you 3 wishes, but since
there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish."
 
The database engineer went first. "I would like to
spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in
St. Thomas, with no money worries and surrounded
by beautiful women who worship me." The genie
granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.
 
The software developer went next. "I would like to
spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht
cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries
and surrounded by beautiful women who worship
me." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.
 
Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn.
"And what would your wish be?" asked the genie.

"I want them both back after lunch." replied the project manager.
Received on Tue Nov 4 08:17:10 2008