Monday Night Football

"Monday Night Football"*

*Not quite grasping the sanctity of "Monday Night
Football," I plunked myself next to my new
husband one Monday night to chat.

He was distracted by the action on TV, and
after being shushed a few times, I gave him a "look."

Immediately contrite, he picked up the remote.

"I'm sorry, honey," he apologized, "I'm being rude.
You go ahead and talk--I'll just turn up the volume."

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"Roses To The Rescue"*

*A blond man stopped at a florist shop after work to
pick up roses for his wife. As the clerk was
putting on the finishing touches on bouquet,
another man burst through the door, breathlessly
requesting a dozen red roses.

"I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch."

The desperate customer turned to the other man
and begged, "May I please have those roses?"

"What happened?" the first man asked. "Did you
forget your wedding anniversary?"

"It's even worse than that," the second man confided.
"I crashed my wife's hard drive."
Received on Mon Nov 3 06:49:57 2008