Visit to an Asylum

"Visit to an Asylum"*

*During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
the Director 'how do you determine whether or
not a patient should be institutionalized?'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then
we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person
would use the bucket because it's bigger than the
spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull
the bathtub plug. Do you want a bed near a window
or near the door?'

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"Seeing Faces"*

*A man charges into a bank wearing a bandana
and wielding a handgun.

He shouts "this is a raid - everyone get on the
floor!!", and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.

As he runs towards the door with the loot, a
brave customer yanks off his bandana . The robber
immediately shoots the customer in the head and shouts..

"Did anybody else here see my face?"

The robber notices another customer peering
from behind a counter and goes over and shoots
him in the head also.

"Did anybody else see my face?" he shouts again,
waving his gun around. There is silence for a few
seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner..

"I think my mother-in-law caught a glimpse...."
Received on Sun Nov 2 08:28:04 2008