Pregnant Blonde

"Driving to Town"

Signs warning of closed roadways are frequently
ignored in rural Minnesota, so highway workers
barely took notice when a woman drove past
their sign and over the hill to the trench they had
dug in the middle of the road.

The workers explained the detour route to town,
and she went on her way.

They were surprised, however, to see the same
woman coming toward them from town a couple
of hours later.

"Oh," she said distractedly as she again pulled
up next to the trench crew. "Is it closed in this
direction too?"

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"Pregnant Blonde"

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came
running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I
didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly
but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting
jumping up and down along with her.

She said, 'I have some really great news....

I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from
all the jumping up and down, told me that she was
pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I
told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!'

Then she said, 'There's more.'

I asked, 'What do you mean there's more?'

She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby.
We are going to have TWINS!'

Amazed at how she could know so soon after
getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said....

'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart
and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a
TWIN-pack. And you know what? Both tests came
out positive!'
Received on Fri May 30 07:38:46 2008