3 Men and a River

"3 Men and a River"

Three men were hiking through a forest when
they came upon a large raging violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man
prayed: "G~d, please give me the strength to
cross the river!"

Poof!.....G~

d gave him big arms and strong legs
and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
"G~d, please give me strength and the tools
to cross the river!"

Poof!......G~d gave him a rowboat and strong
arms and strong legs and he was able to row
across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the
third man prayed: "G~d, please give me the
strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river!"

Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked
the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and
walked across the bridge.

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"Crying Blonde"

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a
phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, "Why don't
you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest."

"Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep
my mind off it, and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work
as usual. A couple of hours pass, and the boss
decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from
his office, and sees the blonde crying hysterically.

"What's so bad now? Are you going to be okay?" he asks.

"No," exclaims the blonde, "I just received a
horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!"
Received on Wed May 28 07:43:05 2008