Blondes vs Hammers

"Blondes vs Hammers"

Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna,
were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for
Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down
house siding, would reach into her nail pouch,
pull out a nail, and either toss it over her shoulder
or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
"Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch,
about half of them have the head on the wrong end,
and I throw them away."

Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron!
Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side
of the house."

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"Making Lunches"

A Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump
off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
'Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm
going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna
again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time,
I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box,
saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burritos, and
jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna
and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She
said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned
beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have
given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated
Burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me.
He made his own lunches.'
Received on Tue May 27 18:24:11 2008