Be Careful What You Wish For

"Be Careful What You Wish For"

Mr. Clemens was vacationing on a riverboat
casino on the Mississippi with his wife.

By the second day, they were already fighting.
"Your dresses are too tight," he screamed.
"You look like a tramp."

"Oh," she replied, "You want to see me in
something long and flowing? If you find
something long and flowing, let me know
and I will get in it."

Therefore, he pushed her into the river.

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"Losing Weight"

A man was showing his friend a new set of matched
golf clubs he had just bought.

"Doctor's orders," the man told his friend. "My wife
and I have been gaining too much weight and we
went to see the doctor about it. He said we needed
more exercise, so I joined the country club and
bought myself this set of golf clubs."

"What did you buy your wife?" the friend asked.

The man said, "A new matching stationary bicycle
and lawn mower."
Received on Sun May 18 08:06:34 2008