Making Cigarettes

"Making Cigarettes"

Little Johnny and his girl were walking along
a trail in the woods. Suzy noticed that some of
the animals were behaving oddly. "Little Johnny,
why is that rabbit on top that other one?" she asked.
Little Johnny stopped to consider his answer,
and replied, "They're making cigarettes."

"Cigarettes?" she exclaimed, as they continue
walking along. Pretty soon, they approached

a couple of raccoons. Suzy asked, "Are they
making cigarettes too?"

"Yea," says Little Johnny.

Suzy looked around and said, "It looks like all the
animals are making cigarettes, why do not we
make cigarettes?" Little Johnny was quick to say, "OK!"

An hour or so later Little Johnny and Suzy were
walking out of the woods, when she asked,
"Little Johnny, what kind of cigarettes did we make?"

Little Johnny stopped to think about his answer,
and then replied, "Well if you get a hump in your
belly it's a Camel, and if you do not it was a Lucky Strike."
Received on Fri May 16 09:06:19 2008