Getting Married

"Take Notes"

A couple in their nineties are both having problems
remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor
tells them that they are physically okay, but they
might want to start writing things down to help
them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man
gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I
am in the kitchen?" he asks.

"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

"Sure."

"Why not write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.

"No, I can remember it."

"Well, I would like some strawberries on top, too.
Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?"

He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl
of ice cream with strawberries."

"I would also like whipped cream. I am certain
you will forget that, write it down?" she asks.

Irritated, he says, "I do not need to write it down,
I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries
and whipped cream. I got it, for goodness sake!"
Then he toddles into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from
the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment. "Where is my toast?"

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"Getting Married"

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy,
"So I hear you are getting married?"

"Yep!"

"Do I know her?"

"Nope!"

"This woman, is she good looking?"

"Not really."

"Is she a good cook?"

"Naw, she cannot cook too well."

"Does she have lots of money?"

"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."

"Will she do your laundry?"

"I doubt it."

"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"

"Because she can still drive!"
Received on Tue May 13 06:03:02 2008